What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:41

Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
When do you start "growing old"?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
How can I fall asleep fast at night?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?
-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why did my ex move on so fast, we have only been broken up for 2 weeks?